Geoff was a home handy man. That means he liked to do a lot of building and repair work around the house. A lot of men could do the same but Geoff was much better than most men. He could fix broken cars, fences, windows, computers, toilets, underground water pipes, electricity wires and even broken little toys.
He also liked to build a lot of things. In fact he built his own house, he did all the landscaping, brick laying, plastering, and carpentry work. As well as all that he did all the gardening and painting and even build all the furniture in his house too.
Because of this Geoff always carries many tools with him. He never leaves the house without wearing his favorite tool belt. He also always wear a bright yellow helmet for safety. And because he is always working very hard he sweats a lot so he often doesn't wear a shirt.
After he built his own house all the neighbors were very impressed with Geoff, so many of them asked him to do repair work on their houses. Geoff was only too happy to do it. When he did such a good job in his neighbors' homes, they told their friends and soon everyone in town wanted Geoff. Geoff was the most popular, famous man in many neighborhoods. Geoff became so popular he quit his job and now he works as a very successful professional home handy man. He is by far the best in the area so he has a long waiting list of customers waiting to use his services. Everyone loved Geoff, but their was one problem and that problem was, all the women in the town loved him and many husbands in the town were very jealous of him.
Many times when he worked without his shirt and his strong muscles glowed in the sunshine. The wives of the homes he worked at would often try to seduce him. Some wives would wear sexy clothes and some of them would forget (on purpose) to close the curtains as they got undressed. And some very brave women would pretend to fall on him exposing their breasts and pushing onto his body. And even a few desporate wives got naked and tried to pull him into their beds. Geoff however ignored them all and politely refused them. He said “No I'm sorry.” and continued to do his job.
All the housewives in the town were very confused with why he never had an affair with anyone. Geoff always said that he never mixed business with pleasure and that he was too busy, but the true reason was that he loved men. He never had affairs with the wives because he was too busy having love affairs with the husbands.
Questions: 1. What is a home handy man?____________________________________________.
2. Why didn't Geoff wear a shirt?____________________________________________.
3.Why did he become very popular?____________________________________________
4.Why were many men jealous of him?__________________________________________
5. What did some women try to do to Geoff?______________________________________________
6. Why did Geoff say “no” to all the women?_____________________________________________________
answers may be something like this.
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2. He was always hot and sweaty, or he was showing his body to others.
3. Because he was good at what he did and all the neighbours sprend the word.
4. Because many women fell in love with him and the husbands were jeolous.
5. They tried to suduce him in many different ways.
6. Because he loved men. He was a gay and loved to do it hard to other men.